10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is for loners.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!