10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!