10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright