10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach