10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.