10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.