10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fook the floosh droo!