10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright