10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Fold and live to fold again