10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)