10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"