10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.