10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.