10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword