10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs