10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• It's Free To Fold...
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe