10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.