10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.