10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS