10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters