10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.