10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth