10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.