10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• It's Free To Fold...
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes