10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.