10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "No river, no fish."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water