10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright