10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!