10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare