10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- It's Free To Fold...
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'