10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is for loners.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"