10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."