10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."