10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.