10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."