10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...