10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- It's Free To Fold...
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.