10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.