10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus