10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.