10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm