10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."