10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.