10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fold and live to fold again