10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)