10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks