10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek