10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!