10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.