10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?